WSOP hates me

I should seriously not play any more events or satellites. I'm 0/5.

And my satellites today were great.

Here is Stars

PokerStars Game #18011068415: Tournament #90909090, $615+$35 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2008/06/08 - 21:10:04 (ET)
Table '90909090 16' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: RZombie (10150 in chips)
Seat 2: iacog4 (16505 in chips)
Seat 3: INDACO (20228 in chips)
Seat 4: jateekell (27402 in chips)
Seat 5: cosx*(ln5) (19985 in chips)
Seat 6: lotran (14695 in chips)
Seat 7: KBMoney (24372 in chips)
Seat 8: Javy28 (21710 in chips)
Seat 9: mrAndreeew (12482 in chips)
RZombie: posts the ante 50
iacog4: posts the ante 50
INDACO: posts the ante 50
jateekell: posts the ante 50
cosx*(ln5): posts the ante 50
lotran: posts the ante 50
KBMoney: posts the ante 50
Javy28: posts the ante 50
mrAndreeew: posts the ante 50
Javy28: posts small blind 200
mrAndreeew: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to iacog4 [4c 4s]
RZombie: folds
iacog4: raises 650 to 1050
INDACO: folds
jateekell: raises 1750 to 2800
cosx*(ln5): folds
lotran: folds
KBMoney: folds
Javy28: folds
mrAndreeew: folds
iacog4: calls 1750
*** FLOP *** [4d Kd Kc]
iacog4: checks
jateekell: bets 4800
iacog4: raises 8855 to 13655 and is all-in
jateekell: calls 8855
*** TURN *** [4d Kd Kc] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [4d Kd Kc Ah] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
iacog4: shows [4c 4s] (a full house, Fours full of Kings)
jateekell: shows [Qd Qs] (a full house, Queens full of Kings)
jateekell collected 33960 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 33960 | Rake 0
Board [4d Kd Kc Ah Qh]
Seat 1: RZombie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: iacog4 showed [4c 4s] and lost with a full house, Fours full of Kings
Seat 3: INDACO folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jateekell showed [Qd Qs] and won (33960) with a full house, Queens full of Kings
Seat 5: cosx*(ln5) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: lotran folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: KBMoney (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Javy28 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: mrAndreeew (big blind) folded before Flop


Full Tilt:

Main Event Qualifier (49644708), Table 22 - 300/600 Ante 75 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:42:52 ET - 2008/06/08
Seat 1: CrazyZachary (13,926)
Seat 2: thugmoneymkr (54,980)
Seat 3: califorication- (7,485)
Seat 5: eisenhower1 (13,622)
Seat 6: jaywks (12,062)
Seat 7: kice32 (21,335)
Seat 8: ScoopAndStack (12,223)
Seat 9: Bonzo9876 (28,514)
CrazyZachary antes 75
thugmoneymkr antes 75
califorication- antes 75
eisenhower1 antes 75
jaywks antes 75
kice32 antes 75
ScoopAndStack antes 75
Bonzo9876 antes 75
kice32 posts the small blind of 300
ScoopAndStack posts the big blind of 600
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kice32 [As Ks]
Bonzo9876 folds
CrazyZachary folds
thugmoneymkr folds
califorication- folds
eisenhower1 folds
jaywks folds
kice32 raises to 1,800
ScoopAndStack has 15 seconds left to act
ScoopAndStack raises to 12,148, and is all in
kice32 calls 10,348
ScoopAndStack shows [Qc Ad]
kice32 shows [As Ks]
*** FLOP *** [3d Ts Jd]
*** TURN *** [3d Ts Jd] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [3d Ts Jd 7c] [Kc]
ScoopAndStack shows a straight, Ace high
kice32 shows a pair of Kings
ScoopAndStack wins the pot (24,896) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 24,896 | Rake 0
Board: [3d Ts Jd 7c Kc]
Seat 1: CrazyZachary folded before the Flop
Seat 2: thugmoneymkr folded before the Flop
Seat 3: califorication- folded before the Flop
Seat 5: eisenhower1 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: jaywks (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: kice32 (small blind) showed [As Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 8: ScoopAndStack (big blind) showed [Qc Ad] and won (24,896) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 9: Bonzo9876 folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #6748882185: Sunday Main Event Qualifier (49644708), Table 6 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:10:26 ET - 2008/06/08
Seat 1: silverstarcap (69,990)
Seat 2: kice32 (12,062)
Seat 3: Kid31 (13,078)
Seat 4: MISSKATIE (31,142)
Seat 5: acewipe3 (29,104)
Seat 6: CrazyZachary (18,663)
Seat 7: Davidsky (12,195)
Seat 9: ElsjeM (14,260)
silverstarcap antes 125
kice32 antes 125
Kid31 antes 125
MISSKATIE antes 125
acewipe3 antes 125
CrazyZachary antes 125
Davidsky antes 125
ElsjeM antes 125
kice32 posts the small blind of 500
Kid31 posts the big blind of 1,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kice32 [Qh Qc]
MISSKATIE folds
acewipe3 folds
CrazyZachary folds
acewipe3: nh
Davidsky raises to 12,070, and is all in
ElsjeM has 15 seconds left to act
ElsjeM folds
silverstarcap folds
kice32 calls 11,437, and is all in
Kid31 folds
Davidsky shows [Kd 8d]
kice32 shows [Qh Qc]
Uncalled bet of 133 returned to Davidsky
*** FLOP *** [8c 7c Jh]
*** TURN *** [8c 7c Jh] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [8c 7c Jh Td] [Kh]
Davidsky shows two pair, Kings and Eights
kice32 shows a pair of Queens
Davidsky wins the pot (25,874) with two pair, Kings and Eights
kice32 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 25,874 | Rake 0
Board: [8c 7c Jh Td Kh]
Seat 1: silverstarcap (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: kice32 (small blind) showed [Qh Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 3: Kid31 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: MISSKATIE folded before the Flop
Seat 5: acewipe3 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: CrazyZachary folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Davidsky showed [Kd 8d] and won (25,874) with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 9: ElsjeM folded before the Flop